Sunday, May 3, 2015

Tribute to Not-Quite-Absolute Marxism Everywhere

Come gather round people wherever you browse,
And see that the web's growing different somehow,
With feminists raging like mad diseased cows,
There's a culture here that needs saving,
Now they want us to learn all their gender pronouns,
Cause online things are-a changing,

Other-kin trannies demanding respect,
For headmates oppressed by #ableists,
They'll make up a gender that you can't detect,
They think it's awareness they're raising,
So post gore in their tags till they're greener than Shrek,
Cause online things are a-changing,

Tumblr feminists and 4 chan trolls,
Can't seem to leave each other alone,
Chasing Sarkeesian out of her home,
Cause her ego needs some deflating,
When you have paper skin you shouldn't be throwing stones,
Cause online things are a-changing,

Game journalists spreading nothing but lies,
Kotaku's been hiring scores of White Knights,
Defending Zoe Quinn's five guys burgers and fries,
After she fucked them all for a rating,
Now all dissenters are rapists in Phil Fish's eyes,
Cause online things are a-changing,

Now I don't know what stupidity lies up ahead,
Or what sjw's will push on us next,
They'll keep making up facts to support what they've said,
And hop on another bandwagon,
Let those bleeding heart liberals bleed and bleed till they're dead,
And the world might stop a-changing,
Well the web might stop a-changing.

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